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Valco! Serves you right.

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I'm quite nervous.
You won't beat our prices.

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Can she stop that now?

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Fish and ticks.

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Red hot deals.

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We've got offers on everything,
from booze to biscuits.

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Loads of two for ones.

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Boom.

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Fresh produce. Delivered daily.

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Am I getting paid for this?

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Don't forget the Valco tick.

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Oh, Valco tick. That way.

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Serves you right.

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Valco, serves you right.

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Valco, serves you right.

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Welcome to Valco. May I help you
with your shopping experience today?

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Welcome to Valco. May I help you
with your shopping experience today?

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No, thanks, love.

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We've got some, er,
lovely papayas that have come in.

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Papayas?
I don't think I like papaya.

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Oh, er, er, congratulations,
customer name.

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That's an excellent decision.

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Have you seen Richard France?

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Have. You. Seen. Richard France?!

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Sorry, Gavin, is this going
to be happening all day?

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Cos it's sending the tills mental.

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They're not the only ones, Katie.
It's virtually strobing!

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I feel like Jean Michel Jarre!

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Which is what I'm going to tell
Richard France, when I find him.

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Oh!

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I am your secret admirer.

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Come with me now to Paris
to make love and eat food.

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Stop, stop it,
you total crazy woman!

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Look at your face!

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I promise to make it my job as your
best friend to get you laughing

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every day, just to see that
beautiful face light up.

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Stop it. OK!

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It's a crime!

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Sorry?

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Why is there not a man in your life?
Why?

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"It's complicated!"

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Well, I'm going to fix you up today.

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This place is full of single men.

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Oh, I really don't think any of them
are my type....

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In my country, we say, "O comes la
sopa, o saltas por la ventana."

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Oh, that's lovely.

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It means, "Either eat the soup
or jump out of the window!"

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So, how about today?

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Lunch? A double date.
You and a man, with me and Gavin.

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I don't think so...

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You must trust me, darling!

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Trust me with your beautiful face.

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Ohhhh!

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Double date.

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Lisa, have you seen your Colin anywhere?
I need him to put these returns back.

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No, he's not been home neither.

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But look.

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I scanned him in anyway.
But don't tell anyone, right.

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Oh, my God! You'll get in proper
shit for that, Lisa.

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Nah. But keep it quiet.

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Keep what quiet?

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Lisa scanned Colin in.

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Thanks a lot, dickheads.

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Where is he?

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Dunno, not seen him in 36 hours.

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Are you not worried?

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Nah, not really.
Standard weekend for Colin.

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And he's with his mate Two Dicks,
so how much harm can he come to?

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So Dave, I was just wondering
if you could stop doing that.

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Oh. Right. Yeah, course.
Course I can.

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Doing what? That.

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That singing.

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Singing? That's not singing, Ray.
Singing has words in it,

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whereas what I'm doing
is called beatboxing, yeah?

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The ancient art of using your body
as a box of...

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beats.

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Oh. It's a bit spitty, innit?

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Yeah, sorry.

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Oh. Honestly, it's like a
war zone out there.

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I don't know how soldiers do it
Julie, I really don't.

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This just arrived for you, Gavin.

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Oh.

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What do you think?

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If Richard France thinks I'm going to
wear this, this hooded top in public,

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then I'm afraid he doesn't know
Gavin Strong very well at all!

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Don't you like it?

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Of course I don't, just look at it!
I'm not some sort of criminal.

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What idiot comes up with
an idea like this?

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Knock, knock! Whoa, hang on. Status
update! I appear to be knocking.

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What happened to our open door
policy, G-Force?

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Oh, I thought it was metaphorical.

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Yeah, but this isn't
a metaphorical door, is it?

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This is a real door, so let's just
keep this baby open, shall we?

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In fact, screw that,
let's take the door right off.

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Borrow your pen.

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He can't, he's serious, isn't he?

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Oh, shit.

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Erm, actually, just get
the builders on it, will you?

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Hey! You got the hoody!

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Yeah, yeah, thank you, but I...

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Oh, don't thank me, thank Julie.

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This was you?

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Well, yes, but no...

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Whoa-whoa-whoa.
Don't be modest now!

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I didn't think it was going
to be a hoody!

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I just wanted customers to know
more about you, that's all.

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Right, put it on, then.

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Come on. Don't be shy.

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Brilliant! Brilliant.
Put the hood up.

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No. Oh, come on! Do it.

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Right now, do, er, you know,
rap fingers.

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Oh, I really don't think
that Gavin knows what...

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I do, actually.

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It's brilliant. I'll tag you.

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Oh, now, Richard, listen, listen.
While I've got you...

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Oh, shit. News bomb.

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I just came here for a conflab
with Jools so... May I?

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Oh. She's all yours. Evidently.

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Hi. Oh, hello?

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Oh, this. Yes, right,
yes, er, yes...

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Hello. Do you need any help?

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Hi.

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Yes, right, yes. Very good. Hello.

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Hi.

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Ah, Leighton, just the man.
Will you just help me with...

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No, no, no. I can't.
I'm allergic to puppies

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and definitely know you're
not a friend of my Mum's.

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No, Leighton, it's me, it's Gavin.

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Wow, Gavin! Are you undercover?

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No, I wish I was, frankly.

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Now can you just take some of these
up to the front for me?

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I can't, I've got to stack these.
Well, where's Colin?

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Colin is in the loading bay shifting
pallets for the next delivery.

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Oh, oh, good. Well, he's been
backing up for a while.

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Actually, can you just stack all
that later and er, here you go.

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Just thank Colin for me
when you see him.

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Colin is in the loading bay shifting
pallets for the next delivery.

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Right.

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Pretty, pretty smooth.

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Dickhead.

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That's it. I didn't think you
were into this kind of thing.

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Right, let's try it together.
Let's get the bass going first.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Actually, don't.

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Yes, love, what can I get you?

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Just a piece of salmon.

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'This is a staff announcement.'

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Could Colin return
to aisle four, please

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and continue assisting the customer
he so kindly helped out earlier.

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Thank you.

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Cheers, mate, I owe you.

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So, er, how long is it now?

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Five weeks on Thursday.

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Ooooh, five whole weeks.

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Have you done a poo
round his house yet?

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I've not even been round his house.

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Five weeks and you still haven't
been round to his house?

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Don't even know where he lives.

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You need to do a poo
at his house, mate,

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or how will you know
if he's serious about you?

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Isn't that a Cher song?

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Oh, yeah, I think it is!

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It is, isn't it?

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Yes, madam, what can I do for you?

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Can I ask
if I can help you with your...

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Oh. Welcome to Valco.

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Can I ask if I can help you
with your shopping experience today?

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Piss off.

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Oi, you. Out.

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You what? You heard, do one.

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No one talks to her like that
and gets away with it, shit bag.

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Ian? Is everything all right?

172
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Yeah, just had to send another one
packing for giving lip to Margaret.

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Margaret?
Well, why isn't she at the deli?

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Welcome to Valco. Can I ask if I can help
you with your shopping experience today?

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No, you can't.

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Oh, Gavin, it's you! I didn't
recognise you in your jog suit.

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Just head back to your station
please, Margaret.

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But Richard France wants me
"wancing" everybody as they come in

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and they'll never hear me
from over there.

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He never ran it past me.

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Listen, let me have a word with him

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and I'll get right back to you,
Margaret.

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Well done.
That's an excellent decision.

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What was that?

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He wants us to touch 'em when
they come in, doesn't he?

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Well, don't.

187
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You know, and that is an
actual order, Margaret.

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Right you are, Gavin.

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Welcome to Valco, can I help... No.

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Oi!

191
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Neville, so I have this friend
who's looking for a date...

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Count me in.

193
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It's a woman.

194
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Ooh, Brucey Bonus.

195
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Can I tell you a
little bit about her?

196
00:10:03,821 --> 00:10:06,560
Yeah, if you like, to be honest I
already like the sound of her so...

197
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Fabulous. Lunch time today?

198
00:10:08,321 --> 00:10:10,141
Today?

199
00:10:10,281 --> 00:10:11,520
Yes, she works here.

200
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Right, you better give me
a minute to freshen up.

201
00:10:13,741 --> 00:10:18,241
D'you know, I can work wonders with
a sink wash and a paper towelette.

202
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Out of interest,
who will I be meeting?

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Julie.

204
00:10:21,581 --> 00:10:23,521
Julie! Wow, OK.

205
00:10:23,681 --> 00:10:26,701
Right, well, this is going to take
more than a paper towelette.

206
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I'm sorry.

207
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Take that.

208
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I'll, um... I'll meet you back here.

209
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Adios!

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Yes!

211
00:10:37,300 --> 00:10:40,819
Ah, ladies, shall I get someone to
move these returns for you?

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00:10:40,820 --> 00:10:42,260
Where's Colin?

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He's just gone... out.

214
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Out?

215
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Helping a customer carry
her shopping to her car.

216
00:10:48,740 --> 00:10:52,739
Oh, excellent. Oh, great stuff.
He's really raising his game today.

217
00:10:52,740 --> 00:10:57,219
Gavin, my darling, you look like
a criminal and I like it.

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Make sure you wear this for me
at home, OK?

219
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Just this, nothing else.

220
00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:04,160
Now, come on. Lunch.

221
00:11:04,220 --> 00:11:06,340
Well, actually, there's
rather a lot going on.

222
00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:09,540
Gavin, don't make me tickle you
on the bum-bum again.

223
00:11:10,560 --> 00:11:13,679
Anna, please! Oh, it will be fun!

224
00:11:13,680 --> 00:11:15,360
Love is in the air,
and I am playing cupid.

225
00:11:15,620 --> 00:11:17,540
Yes, well.
I really don't think I should....

226
00:11:17,620 --> 00:11:18,820
Gavin! You will come!

227
00:11:21,700 --> 00:11:22,960
Oh, just very quickly, then.

228
00:11:24,420 --> 00:11:26,720
Do you think that's what she says
when they're having a shag?

229
00:11:26,780 --> 00:11:28,100
"Gavin, you will come!"

230
00:11:28,180 --> 00:11:29,700
"Just very quickly, then."

231
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..and I didn't even know you could
shave those. Did you?

232
00:11:37,860 --> 00:11:39,260
All right, Julie?

233
00:11:39,420 --> 00:11:42,320
Oh, fine. Yes, yes fine.

234
00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:44,579
Anna wants me
to go on some awful blind date,

235
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and I don't want to do it.

236
00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:48,879
Ha! A blind date, here?

237
00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:50,819
You'd have to be blind to go out
with one of them lot.

238
00:11:50,820 --> 00:11:52,579
Yeah. Apart from my Colin.

239
00:11:52,580 --> 00:11:54,000
Oh, yeah, obviously.

240
00:11:54,020 --> 00:11:58,499
Yeah. So why don't you just
tell Anna to piss off, then?

241
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I can't. She bamboozles me.
It's easier to hide.

242
00:12:02,340 --> 00:12:03,940
Or you could go?
I mean, you might have a laugh.

243
00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:06,799
Yeah. Just don't end up shagging
him on the pool table,

244
00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:09,220
cos that blue chalk gets everywhere.

245
00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:13,379
I mean, you can't sit there all day.
What have you got to lose?

246
00:12:13,380 --> 00:12:14,660
Dignity?

247
00:12:14,820 --> 00:12:17,200
Cos sitting down here's
dead dignified!

248
00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:19,120
Oh, fine.

249
00:12:19,140 --> 00:12:20,879
I'll do it.

250
00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:21,840
Have fun!

251
00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:25,940
Oh, it's very pretty, look at that.

252
00:12:27,300 --> 00:12:28,260
No! No.

253
00:12:32,420 --> 00:12:35,599
Here she is, here she is.

254
00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:37,519
Julie. That's the surprise?

255
00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:39,360
He'll be here any minute.

256
00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:42,160
God, who is it? Wait and see!

257
00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:44,560
Just as long as it's not Neville.

258
00:12:45,860 --> 00:12:46,960
Oh, Christ.

259
00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:54,480
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't dance.
Yeah? Just beats.

260
00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:00,260
Oh!

261
00:13:00,420 --> 00:13:04,739
So there I was, in the restaurant,
thinking I'm about to get lucky,

262
00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:08,000
then who should I see out the back,
climbing into the wheelie bin?

263
00:13:08,060 --> 00:13:10,179
No! She wasn't?

264
00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:12,559
Apparently there were
no windows in the ladies',

265
00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:13,839
she'd been left with no choice.

266
00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:16,800
Oh, Neville, that is so funny!

267
00:13:16,860 --> 00:13:20,720
Isn't it, Julie?
Isn't Neville's story funny?

268
00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:23,439
Look, Anna, I'm sorry,
but this just isn't going to work.

269
00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:25,380
Ah. That's awkward.

270
00:13:31,300 --> 00:13:33,680
This is really most uncomfortable.

271
00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:35,920
I should be getting back... Sit down.

272
00:13:41,860 --> 00:13:44,559
So, Julie, I was er,
just admiring your figure.

273
00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:48,719
How is it you manage to eat such
a heavy carbohydrate-based diet,

274
00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:50,179
and yet stay so slender?

275
00:13:50,180 --> 00:13:51,279
Oh, please.

276
00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:54,000
It's just I get terribly
bloaty from starchy foods.

277
00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:55,620
This really is most uncomfortable.

278
00:13:55,780 --> 00:13:56,880
Julie?

279
00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:04,080
What sort of music do you
listen to, Neville?

280
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:06,659
Ah, right. There's a funny
story about that, actually.

281
00:14:06,660 --> 00:14:07,600
Of course there is.

282
00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:10,640
Next door's music was getting pretty
overwhelming, and they didn't seem

283
00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:15,760
very keen on adjusting the volume,
so I put on my Matt Cardle album.

284
00:14:16,900 --> 00:14:20,560
Now, the next day, I get back to the
flat, the place has been robbed.

285
00:14:20,740 --> 00:14:21,999
No!

286
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:26,160
Oh, yes. And guess what they're
playing at full volume next door?

287
00:14:26,180 --> 00:14:28,720
That's right. Matt Cardle.

288
00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:34,080
What a great story, isn't it, Julie?

289
00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:38,300
Oh, look, Anna, I'm sorry, I've
tried and this just isn't working.

290
00:14:38,380 --> 00:14:41,679
I mean, honestly, me and Neville?

291
00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:44,879
I mean, I'm clearly out of
his league. Sorry, Neville.

292
00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:47,620
No, no, not at all. I get it.
Cupid's arrow misses again!

293
00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:51,939
What are you wanting, fussy woman?

294
00:14:51,940 --> 00:14:55,780
It can't all be thunder bolts and
sexual chemistry like me and Gavin.

295
00:14:55,860 --> 00:14:58,499
Oh. Fool's Gold! Not again.

296
00:14:58,500 --> 00:14:59,619
Oh, do you need me Gavin?

297
00:14:59,620 --> 00:15:02,320
Oh, yes I do... No, no!
You don't, do you?

298
00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:05,960
Sit. Stay, eat, enjoy each other.

299
00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:11,940
Oh! Excuse my English. I mean enjoy
the food, not each other.

300
00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:14,500
Maybe save that for later no? Gavin!

301
00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:18,640
And then there were two!

302
00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:23,459
Hands where I can see them, Neville.
Right, yes.

303
00:15:23,460 --> 00:15:25,219
So what are you going
to do about this?

304
00:15:25,220 --> 00:15:28,739
It's all right. Nothing to worry
about here, nothing to worry about.

305
00:15:28,740 --> 00:15:30,500
Margaret, listen to this.
I taught him this.

306
00:15:30,580 --> 00:15:31,620
Go on, Ray, show her.

307
00:15:31,780 --> 00:15:34,959
Ooh, is it a show? Ooh, lovely.
Oh, I love a show.

308
00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:35,940
I'll get you a chair.

309
00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:45,680
Introducing Valco's very own
human beatbox, Ray!

310
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,760
Oh, dear, that is so funny!

311
00:15:55,940 --> 00:15:57,860
Oh, dear! Oh, dear!

312
00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:04,739
And so, since my first wife there've
not really been that many partners.

313
00:16:04,740 --> 00:16:08,560
I suppose you could say
what I lack in experience,

314
00:16:08,740 --> 00:16:10,800
I make up for in sexual health.

315
00:16:12,260 --> 00:16:15,619
Look, Neville, I'm sorry,
but this isn't going to work.

316
00:16:15,620 --> 00:16:17,539
You're just not my type.

317
00:16:17,540 --> 00:16:20,880
Right you are. Well, may I ask,
just out of curiosity,

318
00:16:20,900 --> 00:16:24,099
what sort of man is your type?

319
00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:29,040
Well, someone with a keen interest
in sports, say, er, cycling.

320
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:34,339
A strong, probably blonde man to
just sweep you off your feet and say

321
00:16:34,340 --> 00:16:39,440
"Julie, we've hidden our love for
far too long, our time is now!"

322
00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:43,459
Right.

323
00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:46,160
See? Nothing. It's totally dead.

324
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:48,941
I should probably go on my break,
shouldn't I?

325
00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:53,519
Let's just try switching
it off again shall we?

326
00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:55,119
It is off.

327
00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:56,260
How exciting is this!

328
00:16:56,420 --> 00:16:58,340
It's not exciting Richard,
it's a disaster.

329
00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:00,580
We've got fourteen minutes
to get this all fixed

330
00:17:00,660 --> 00:17:02,339
before the freezers hit critical.

331
00:17:02,340 --> 00:17:05,200
Our entire frozen goods
range will be spoiled!

332
00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:06,320
All right, Flash Gordon.

333
00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:08,879
Calm down, yeah. I'll just, erm,
I'll call Julie.

334
00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:11,780
She'll be able to sort it,
won't she?

335
00:17:11,860 --> 00:17:13,520
Wahey! No need.

336
00:17:14,820 --> 00:17:16,880
Boom!

337
00:17:17,060 --> 00:17:19,140
I think it was probably Colin.

338
00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:21,380
He said he'd have a look at it,
cos he used to be an electrician.

339
00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:23,520
Oh, blimey. You know,
Colin's on fire today.

340
00:17:23,660 --> 00:17:26,159
I must go and thank him personally.

341
00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:29,540
No, don't do that, he'd hate it.
Modesty's his middle name.

342
00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:32,100
Is it? No, it's Stuart.

343
00:17:32,180 --> 00:17:33,120
No, I...

344
00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:39,459
She's funny, and vivacious,
and she can do the splits...

345
00:17:39,460 --> 00:17:42,020
I'm sure she can
but as I keep saying, I'm gay.

346
00:17:42,180 --> 00:17:43,139
Are you sure? Yes.

347
00:17:43,140 --> 00:17:44,740
How sure? Really sure.

348
00:17:44,820 --> 00:17:46,339
Oh, you'll grow out of it.

349
00:17:46,340 --> 00:17:49,219
All men go through a little
bit of a gay stage in my country.

350
00:17:49,220 --> 00:17:50,340
I'm married.

351
00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:54,000
I remember when my father
said he was gay.

352
00:17:54,180 --> 00:17:56,580
My mother, she laughed and then she
laughed until she cried

353
00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:58,659
and then we all sat down
and had dinner.

354
00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:00,900
And he never mention it again.
It was so funny.

355
00:18:01,060 --> 00:18:02,180
Guess you had to be there.

356
00:18:02,340 --> 00:18:06,659
So a date with Julie,
what do you say?

357
00:18:06,660 --> 00:18:07,600
No!

358
00:18:07,780 --> 00:18:09,199
OK, Mr Grumpy Pants.

359
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:12,880
Well, you call me when you've grown
out of this, this gay thing, OK?

360
00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:17,280
Um, Anna.

361
00:18:17,540 --> 00:18:22,019
I just wanted to let you know that
I'm actually single at the moment.

362
00:18:22,020 --> 00:18:23,779
OK.

363
00:18:23,780 --> 00:18:27,120
So... I could have lunch with Julie.

364
00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:31,779
No.

365
00:18:31,780 --> 00:18:32,740
Dinner?

366
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:34,500
No.

367
00:18:34,620 --> 00:18:35,780
I can beatbox.

368
00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:36,880
No!

369
00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:46,000
I'm sorry about the hoody thing.

370
00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:48,720
I should have realised that
you're already as good

371
00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:50,660
as any man could ever possibly be.

372
00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:54,159
Oh, it's all right, Julie.

373
00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:55,780
I'm sorry, too.

374
00:18:55,860 --> 00:18:57,520
It's that so much has changed.

375
00:18:57,700 --> 00:18:59,760
And I must admit that
I do take a lot of comfort

376
00:18:59,940 --> 00:19:01,860
from the familiarity
of a Debenhams two-piece.

377
00:19:03,940 --> 00:19:07,459
Look at this, the two pieces of my
heart together. I love it!

378
00:19:07,460 --> 00:19:08,579
Anna...

379
00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:10,160
Ok, so you don't like Neville,

380
00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:12,720
but I think I've found you
someone else for next time.

381
00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:14,340
There won't be a next time, Anna.

382
00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:15,360
But why?

383
00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:18,179
Because I don't want anyone
interfering in my life, OK?

384
00:19:18,180 --> 00:19:20,720
I'm very happy as I am.
So just back off, will you?

385
00:19:21,740 --> 00:19:22,800
Please.

386
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:27,140
Julie, wait. No, I'd just leave her,
if I were you.

387
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:30,500
I see it now!

388
00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:31,600
What?

389
00:19:31,780 --> 00:19:35,280
Of course. It's been staring me
in the face all along.

390
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:36,879
How could I be so blind?

391
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:40,100
Her heart belongs to someone else.

392
00:19:40,260 --> 00:19:42,000
No, I think it was more
to do with Neville.

393
00:19:42,180 --> 00:19:43,120
And to be honest Anna,

394
00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:45,839
I'm not sure that Julie really
goes for the bad boy type.

395
00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:47,140
So who could it be?

396
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:51,300
Who has the key to her heart, Gavin?

397
00:19:52,580 --> 00:19:55,440
Well, I'd, erm,
I'll leave that one to you, Anna.

398
00:19:59,300 --> 00:20:01,839
So are you staying
overnight in this hotel, then?

399
00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:04,739
Well, not the whole night because
there's a wedding fair on tomorrow

400
00:20:04,740 --> 00:20:06,660
so he could only get us a
couple of hours in it.

401
00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:08,080
So it's an early dinner,

402
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,980
a couple of hours in a hotel
and then he's off home?

403
00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:12,079
Yeah.

404
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,700
Back home to his wife and kids.

405
00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:14,799
You what?

406
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:17,700
Oh, come on, Linda. It's obvious.

407
00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:19,279
What is? Your fella.

408
00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:21,059
What about him? He's married!

409
00:20:21,060 --> 00:20:23,620
No, he isn't. He only wears
the ring on that finger

410
00:20:23,780 --> 00:20:25,260
because it doesn't
fit his other hand.

411
00:20:28,020 --> 00:20:29,379
Bastard! I'll kill him!

412
00:20:29,380 --> 00:20:31,140
Wait till he's bought
you dinner though, eh?

413
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:32,740
Too bloody right I will. Yeah.

414
00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:34,000
Calm down.

415
00:20:34,180 --> 00:20:36,400
Bastard. I know, love, I know.

416
00:20:38,180 --> 00:20:39,420
Night, Gavin.

417
00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:43,300
Yes, night, night, Nev.
Oh, Neville, sorry, before you go.

418
00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:48,060
Um, about lunch. Anna can get
a bit carried away sometimes.

419
00:20:48,260 --> 00:20:51,779
I hope it wasn't all too
uncomfortable for you.

420
00:20:51,780 --> 00:20:53,679
Oh, no, no. I thought
it went rather well.

421
00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:55,120
Did you?

422
00:20:55,300 --> 00:20:58,980
Not a bit, you know, erm...
humiliating?

423
00:20:59,140 --> 00:21:01,860
No, not at all
and I know humiliating.

424
00:21:01,940 --> 00:21:03,360
No, roll on a second date, say I.

425
00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:07,600
Brilliant.

426
00:21:11,180 --> 00:21:12,480
Hello. Oh, hello.

427
00:21:12,540 --> 00:21:14,319
Hi. Hello.

428
00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:16,259
Hi. Hello!

429
00:21:16,260 --> 00:21:18,500
Oh, hello, hi. Sorry, Leighton.

430
00:21:18,550 --> 00:21:23,100
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